Tracking Trials in Heaven

Jane was an avid tracking competitor. As the years progressed she became more and more of a fanatic.

One day it occurred to her that Heaven might not have tracking trials. She soon became obsessed with this puzzling question.

It began to intefere with her everyday life. As a last resort she went to a fortune teller.The fortune teller asked her "Why have you come?"

Jane blurted out "Ohhh I just have to know, are there tracking trials in Heaven?" The fortune teller sighed and began to peer into her crystal ball.

Finally she said " I have good news and bad news." Jane could hardly contain herself, she said "Ohhh please tell me are there tracking trials in Heaven?"

The fortune teller nodded and said " Yes there are." Jane clapped her hands and began to cry with relief, then she stopped short and said "You said there was bad news too. What is it?"

The fortune teller shrugged and said "You are entered on this Saturday"


This one sent in by Diane and Tika in SE Qld.